Spamail
Electronic spam may be all the rage, but it’s great to know that after all these years traditional junk mail is still going strong.
To-day in my inbox letterbox, complete with excessive capitals;
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DRUGS, TOXINS AND RADIATION PREVENT SPIRITUAL GAIN & DESTROY YOUR LIFE. Get Rid of them. (From The Church of Scientology).
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High & Mighty END OF FINANCIAL YEAR SALE. (From someone trying to get me to buy business trousers).
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LAT – DIOR AFRICAN EATERY. IT IS RECOMMENDED TO HAVE YOUR MAIN COURSES WITH A SIDE DISH OF GREENS AS THE MAIN COURSES DO NOT CONTAIN THESE AND GREENS ARE VITAL FOR YOUR BODY AND STIMULATE THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. (From a restaurant in the next suburb across who also like to use very long sentences to explain something quite simple).
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Suttons City Car Dealership 4 DAY SALE. END OF FINANCIAL YEAR SAVINGS. Trade in your old car & receive: 42″ LG PLASMA TELEVISION. (From someone who thinks kids in student residences want to buy a Jeep Wrangler Sport V6 during a recession).
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Tibetan Psychology. THE MIND, MEDITATION & TECHNIQUES. The 2nd Jewel of the Yellow Dragon. (From a non-profit organisation…)
Fuh-sweets.
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wretched virus’…sorry about spamming yr inbox.
Josh, June 13th
Borrow money against your student loan ;)
Kris, June 14th