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Oh Tristan a Falling Star
I watched Transformers.
Everyone was saying it was great, but it wasn’t really. It was just okay.
For a movie that is obviously going to have children making up a large percentage of the target demographic, that tart who did not have enough clothing on at any stage in the movie was completely uncalled for.
The much-hailed Transformer CGI was good, but ill-directed. Were they animorphs mechanimorphs or machines? While the idea of a walking talking robot mechanically rearranging itself into a car, tank, or helicopter is funky, the idea of a cybernetic blah blah blah morphing into the first large moving object it sees is pretty boring.
Our main character, Sam Witwicky, was a fool. In fact, all the human characters were. Sam had a messed up relationship with love interest / tart, his parents, and his friends. The whole cast were terrible communicators. And the only characters with character were poor racial stereotypes. I have no idea why the Autobots would want to save humanity.
I like John Turturro. He should not lower himself to such mediocrity.
13 Comments on “Oh Tristan a Falling Star”

The movie was awesome. So shutup.
/me kickbans T
July 24th
You musn’t watch many movies, if you’re so offended by the undressed tart/s.
July 24th
after being so let down with tmnt, i went into transformers with pretty low expectations. and even they werent met. gah. but i still liked the sound effects…yew!
July 25th
Does conditioning have to equal compromise Sylv? Haha.
July 25th
err, i have the same shirt as sam. I wasn’t so impressed either. cliched.
July 26th
Everyone keeps telling me its good but I’m quite frankly put off by the blatent product placement
July 26th
the strokes t-shirt?! *falls in love*
July 26th
go home
July 26th
no way man. bon digs my shirt, so chomp on that.
July 27th
no i didnt mean bonny, i ment tricky.
i dig ur shirt too, if u mean the strokes one. or the interpol one.
TRICKY GO HOME
July 27th
the strokes one is on the movie. anyway, i made my own interpol shirt too.
July 30th
bonnIE thanks danielle :)
July 30th
the i and e were in capitals…sigh…
July 30th