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If You’re Second Then You’re Last
As a senior high school student it was my duty to pick on kids in the younger years, especially when they made it easy with their nerdy little fads, like Tamagotchis and Pokemon.
The Harry Potter fad was particularly fun, as all the dorks somehow gained some sort of false confidence from their fellow dork Harry. It was my good pleasure to rise to the challenge and ‘crush the losers’ as the ‘Gurge would say.
About the time that I lost interest in picking on people Harry Potter became a little bit more than a fad. Now friends who I love and respect tell me they have finished the new Harry Potter book just a day after it came out. I am in conflict with myself.
If You talk about Harry Potter and I happen to blurt out that you’re a loser, I’m really very sorry. It’s just that… well, you are.
15 Comments on “If You’re Second Then You’re Last”

jealous.
July 23rd
So you never got called a geek for liking computers t? Never got a wedgie for knowing what HTML and CSS were?
July 23rd
lol, I finished it by the second day if that counts?
July 23rd
i used to be like you too trix, making fun of harry potter nerds. but then huw
made me goinvited me to see the new hary potter movie and it wasn’t as bad as i thought it would be. that being said, i’m not gonna read the books or see the previous movies anytime soon.July 23rd
Yeah when the books first came out I think I was in year 5. I read the first couple but soon grew out of them. As it is a series I couldn’t just leave it not knowing what happened. So I intend to read that final book and watch the two movies to come. Nonetheless I don’t know how anyone could read it in that short space of time..that’s nuts. So I guess I am a loser. At least I’m not lining up at bookstores for 48 hours wearing a wizard outfit with a scar from a black permo (permanent marker) on my forehead.
July 23rd
Wait I just found out that I was in year 3. 1997. I read that Rowling, the writer, has been working on the books for like 20 years, now she is a loser.
July 23rd
I don’t mind being a loser, if it means I get to read great books.
July 23rd
Preach it, brother!
July 23rd
lawl. i read the books wen i was small just like huw.
then our school banned us from reading them at school. i think that is hilarious.
July 23rd
Few, I’m not a loser because I haven’t read any of them or seen the movies.
July 23rd
I’m not a dork, I’m a nerd. I
July 24th
heart Harry Potter! Harry Potter is a work of literary genius. You are in no position to point out the flaws of others btw…you with your techie blog.
July 24th
wtf is this reading thing everybody is obsessed about and wtf does it have to do with harry potter? I mean really why do you need so many books for this thing? whats the point?
July 24th
Hermione (Emma Watson) in her now legal age is very good looking. All that I am going to say on Hazza Potter.
July 24th
jonny, that’s all i said on huw’s blog too.
July 24th